We've covered this cabling installer's rap masterpiece before in this space. But here follows an alternate, apparently updated take to the piece's video -- that seems to more accurately follow the song's lyrics.
If you haven't seen it before, you need to watch/listen to this:
"Went to a house on a trouble call/
TVs, Internet, phone and all/
Messed up from the rainy day before/
And the customer complaining when I got to the door/
Pulled out my meter, went straight to the drop/
Bad fitting on the end of it right by the block/
RG6 with a barrel stuck out/
Got 12 more jobs that I'm trying to tough out/
Closed up the house box, locked it tight/
Go back and see if everthing's working right/
Call dispatch and tell 'em close the job/
We ain't gotta come back, cuz I done fixed the problem/
Get to the next house, what do I find?/
Got an aerial drop, dude broke the line/
They were cutting down trees and he made a mistake/
He was wondering if somebody could come out today..."